The+Wrong+Way,+by+David+S

I was not going to escape the German army this time. My slim long legs were not fast enough to out run Captain Felix Hiever Hosen, leader of the German army from 2008-1981. “You are so slow, why did you even join the army with your slowness!” Since I was born, I have been training with the German army to be able to join the Olympics in the future, but what my parents didn’t realize when they put me here was that I was not allowed to quit! Right now, I am running on the track trying to escape Felix, when suddenly, I was shot in the leg and started to bleed. “Rergeerrmerrrr! Aughhstagioplaskaaaaaaaa!” I screamed out of sheer pain! “If you ran twice as fast you wouldn’t have been shot, so don’t blame me,” Felix replied to my scream. “Come and I will take you to the hospital. Then it hit me harder than the bullet. It was my chance to escape this dreaded army. We were driving an armored vehicle to the hospital 15 minutes after I was shot. I was thinking of what I would do to escape. We were about 12 hours away from the nearest hospital, so I put my plan into action. I took a gun that I had taken when Felix asked me to bring some food. I shot Felix’s leg and the windows and yelled “We’re under attack!!!” Felix got out of the car and started to search for where the shooters were coming from. While he was looking, I got into the car and drove off. I thought about how well I’d do in the Olympics if I had escaped a German base in less than twenty minutes. While I was driving, I noticed many similar features to when I was on the way to the hospital. Five minutes later, I arrived at the German base and was captured and put into their prison hold for five sad long years. The whole time I was driving the wrong way.